Blog Meditation

A Kerfuffle in a Crockpot

June 13, 2013

I was careening downhill from Horsetooth Reservoir on my bike last weekend, leaning into the curve, but maintaining speed to help with the next climb, when a large sign caught my eye. It was plain and brown, declaring that the town I had almost missed at the base of the hill was called Stout, Colorado. More importantly, the citizens of Stout wanted everyone passing by to know that they had a population of 47 and a half individuals. My curiosity was so great, that I braked, losing all that precious momentum, and turned around to go back and look at the sign. What exactly accounted for half a person? Was someone imminently pregnant (or at the very least, twenty weeks of gestation and counting), did the town designate kids of a certain age as only half a citizen, or was it simply some quirk, particular to Stout? Whatever the rationale was, it was obvious to me they wanted people to know about it.

A Colorado ghost town, one that has seen better days. And yet, its inhabitants retain their pride and want to shout out to the world who they are.

A Colorado ghost town, one that has seen better days. And yet, its inhabitants retain their pride and want to shout out to the world who they are. Anybody know what the “1/2” refers to?

That’s because it is human nature to share what is going on in our lives, the reason why social media websites are incredibly popular. Otherwise, why would I find it so important to post pictures of my new shoes on Instagram, or display a pretty sunset? People don’t live in caves. We are social animals. Where a problem arises is when we believe our privacy is being unnecessarily intruded upon.

My friend Jackie texted me the other day, to pose a question. She was conducting a bit of market research, and was curious as to my choice of phone book.

“I think I know what those are,” I replied. “At least, we used to have a few lying around here. They were near the rotary dial telephone. I might have tossed them.”

She sighed (well, we were texting, but I could tell by the spaces in her response that it was a sigh). The whole point of her research was to help her decide whether or not to advertise her business (dog sitting) in any of the three phone books in our area. She said that the old standby’s, Dex and Yellowbook, were cutting back on residential listings, which was upsetting the residents whose listings were being cut. It used to be, she reminded me, that you had to pay to be unlisted. Nowadays, you would have to pay for inclusion.

When I read about all the recent hullabaloo over the National Security Agency’s massive trawling program to collect the phone records of millions of citizens, all I can think is how privacy went out the window with paper phonebooks, which nobody uses anymore because they don’t provide enough information, you can’t click on them to take you to the next link, and (ironically), are too bulky for easy handling. The concept of thumbing through a phonebook to find an acquaintance’s number has become as outmoded as the rotary telephone.

A sign from the erstwhile Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas falls from grace. Photo courtesy of Jackie Emrick.

A sign from the former Treasure Island Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas, in repose. Every thing has its day in the sun. Neon Museum Las Vegas. Photo courtesy of Jackie Emrick.

Back in high school, we had three telephones in my parents’ house. There was the communal one in the kitchen, a wall mount. There was a desk phone in the family room (and it looked suspicious if you took a call in there, because what was there to talk about that couldn’t be overheard), and one in my parents’ bedroom, which was off limits. Jackie had grown up with the same number of phones, and she recalled that if the chord to the wall jack wasn’t long enough, she was stuck in the same room as the phone. I told her how I would wrap the cord around the wall into the hallway, which eventually rubbed the paint off that corner. My mom wasn’t happy with me about that.

These days, there is little privacy online, what with data-mining by our own government, and the cookies collected by Google, Verizon and Apple. That’s only the beginning, when you take into consideration that every purchase we make, every picture we take, is recorded, if not for posterity, then for someone else’s profit. Those Smartphones are smart, because they can track our every move. Researchers in Japan seek to mine our dreams, to make sense of the very most private aspects of our selves, using MRI and EEG readings from machines ostensibly designed to detect medical maladies, and algorithms which spot fraudulent credit card purchases. It’s true that the subjects of this study volunteered their services, and yet, this is one step closer to mind reading. Google Glass is a fascinating new product, but makes me wonder, if I can see the Internet through Google’s glasses, is it interactive? Can the glasses track what I think? And even if this is a sci-fi chimera, there is no question that Glass, which has already been banned in a number of business establishments, bars, and Las Vegas casinos, is incredibly intrusive.

Bird's eye view of city by night? The interior of a MacBook Pro? Or the NSA's attempts to find a terrorist network in a haystack.

Bird’s eye view of city by night? The interior of a MacBook Pro? Or the NSA’s attempts to find a terrorist network in a haystack.

When you think on it, “giving up a little liberty is something we agree to when we agree to live in a democratic society that is governed by laws.” There is an enormous difference between the desire for safety from potential terrorist activities, and the opportunity to video that cute blonde in the cut-out T-shirt while she unknowingly quaffs a pint of Guinness in your local hangout.

We live in a world different from that of Stout, where there were a couple hundred or so men quarrying sandstone in the 1880’s and ’90’s. The stone was used to construct sidewalks in Denver, and in Omaha, Nebraska. It also provided stone for the 1893 Chicago World’s Fair buildings. Back then, the town hosted the area’s largest Fourth of July celebration (over 800 present!), and was a seat of education and a forum for robust debate. Stout is now an official ghost town, its consequence a memory. There are still people who live there, who want us to know they exist, that there are 47 1/2 individuals who call Stout home. They officially declare it, on a simple, wooden signpost, for anyone to see.

That sign, the one which made me stop in my tracks, losing all the great pedal power so I could endure a grueling uphill segment of my ride, made me think. It’s not a big deal to have someone watching over you. Unless, you have something to hide.

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11 Comments

  • Reply Kay June 28, 2013 at 7:52 pm

    To tell the truth, I’m more concerned about big business mining my data then the government.

  • Reply Tim June 20, 2013 at 10:13 am

    Excellent perspective asking the right questions. I’ve been puzzled what everyone is getting so worked up about . . . in this world of social media and invasive marketing, the very notion of “privacy” is being constantly re-worked. I have faith that “we” as a society and government, will “mostly” strike the right balances between being left alone and the preservation of safety and security. Looking for trends in phone calls or internet traffic in the hunt for terrorists is not “one step away” from filiming us in our bedrooms, as some seem to think. Great train of thought Emily!

  • Reply Tony June 15, 2013 at 4:49 pm

    NOT a kerfuffle. Giving up your rights for some perceived level of extra security will eventually lead to a police state. History.

  • Reply Judi June 15, 2013 at 8:53 am

    Great article Emily. I used to ride my bike back in that area all the time. Brought back great memories – stop at Vern’s in Laporte for a cinnamon roll when you can afford 8000 calories!!
    More than the memories though, really enjoyed your article and the discussion it provoked. Title of the blog is great too!

    • Reply Emily Kemme June 15, 2013 at 10:12 am

      Thanks! And as far as the cinnamon roll recommendation, I think if I’m riding those hills around Horsetooth and Laporte, I bet I’ve earned one!

  • Reply R.j. Kahn June 15, 2013 at 8:52 am

    Great insight into the modern world of spying. If only Joseph Goebels would have had that, they might have won. I feel that this element of information about individuals has lead to identity theft and the bothersome knowledge that all the unwanted calls coming out of “boiler rooms” is not only annoying , but also opens an individual to further spying on their personal lives, and as you state in the article already has or soon will know what our thoughts are.

    Bob K.

  • Reply Anonymous June 15, 2013 at 7:28 am

    Well written Em!

  • Reply Judi June 14, 2013 at 8:20 pm

    Guess those that supported the previous Administration, who put the Patriot Act in, now understand, it means EVERYONE. Think people, think. You voted for it – yes Emily, you are right. Thankfully we have the right to say that.

  • Reply Julie June 14, 2013 at 3:09 pm

    I fear this crockpot is cooking up something toxic! As Thomas Jefferson is quoted: “When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.” Be we Republican or Democrat we must all come together right now and acknowledge that our government is currently out of control! Both parties have sold us out. If security is such a front burner issue, why is our southern border still so porous?

    • Reply EKK June 14, 2013 at 3:50 pm

      It’s true that this is a toxic topic, but at least it’s something we’re free to talk about, and consider. Or, as Alexis de Tocqueville put it, “Democracy does not give the people the most skillful government, but it produces what the ablest governments are frequently unable to create: namely, an all-pervading and restless activity, a superabundant force, and an energy which is inseparable from it and which may, however unfavorable circumstances may be, produce wonders.”

  • Reply Monica June 14, 2013 at 2:43 pm

    Our world has changed and I do worry about saying too much about a lot of topics. This country seems too divided. Divided with politics and religion are the obvious ones . When I grew up it didn’t make bad feelings.

    Perhaps this isn’t a novel thought but it is my reaction now.

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